STUNNERS INTERNATIONAL

WASHED OUT TO SEA

2009-11-05T14:43:00.006Z

Washed Out, is one man, Ernest Greene, hailing from the state of Georgia (of all places) in the U.S. Fusing Beach Boys with 80's synth pop and a smidgeon of dance music, the transcendent nature of his sounds will transport you to another world. His 'Life Of Leisure' EP has sold out but you can get the single 'Feel It All Around' from

and here is a freebie.

Washed Out - 'Belong'

EPIC ORGANIC DANCE MUSIC

2009-08-22T01:31:00.003+01:00

The Rollecoaster Project is a one man band, Johnny White from Sheffield. Its pretty epic stuff. He has a new album out called 'Revenge'. get it here

What Happened - The Rollercoaster Project

STUNNERS SUMMER MIX FOR PACEMAKER!

2009-08-13T00:54:00.000+01:00

Have a listen and give it a thumbs up. Enjoy!

FIELD DAY 2009

2009-08-06T09:45:00.006+01:00

Field Day was upon us again this year with as strong a line up as ever, and for 30 quid a ticket, a real bargain. The forecast was for heavy rain but it was holding dry as our we arrived and made our first port of call in the Bugged Out! tent to catch Aeroplane. They played this tune which is pretty big on the hype right now.
Junkie XL - Cosmic Rave
After that we moved over to the main stage to catch The Horrors, whose new album, 'Primary Colours', is out now on . Its brooding album closer 'Sea Within a Sea' s a highlight in an album more serious, mature and brooding, with dark echoed guitars, influences of DAF, Can, Jesus & Mary Chain and The Psychedelic Furs.

After The Horrors it was back to the Bugged Out tent to see Erol, who did not disappoint, despite the rather lacklustre soundsystem. Erol has finally done some original productions after a slew of amazing remixes, with none other than Boys Noize. What a partnership! We look forward to hearing 'Waves' and 'Death Suite' real soon.

Last up was the Mystery Jets, who were on spectacular form, singing all the hits from their first and (Erol produced) second album. It was an emotional end to the night.

Two Doors Down (Duke Dumont Remix) - Mystery Jets

SALLY SHAPIRO - WOW

2009-07-20T14:31:00.003+01:00

Another Swede making beautiful music, Sally Shapiro has an enchanting voice, almost Cocteau twins in its ethereal nature. She has a few albums out and a new single 'Love In July', out to buy now on itunes.

Below is the remix of miracle, which is extraordinary.

Sally Shapiro - Miracle (Bogdan Irkuk Remix)

feOn @ GUILFEST 2009

2009-07-20T01:22:00.004+01:00

Feon played in the dance tent on friday at this years Guilfest. He joined the likes of Rusko, Pendulum, Dj Yoda and Tom Middleton in bringing the house down. Listen to his set here.

Feon live @ Guilfest 2009 by feon

Intro - Feon Shaman - Guy J

Pale Horses (Gui Boratto Remix) - Moby

Impact - Max Cavalerra

Pale Horses (Apparat Remix) - Moby

Last Panther - The Glitz

Planetaria - Wally Lopez, Zoo Brazil

Softie (Fergie Remix) - Reset Robot

The Ooh - Thomas Schumacher

Green Tea - Nic Fanciulli

Jetstream - Timo Maas

Heat - Pig & Dan

L&B 21 - Layo & Bushwhacka!

Lamur (Henry Saiz Remix) - Guy J

One More Tune - 88 Mix - Tom Middleton

Come Togethapella - Primal Scream

Her Name Is Light - Zorra

Come Together - Primal Scream

Growls Garden - Clark

Creator Master - Oculus

The Disaster (Ink & Needle Remix) - DJ Hell

Hot Knives - Slam

AMBIENCE SERIES 4 - KETTEL

2009-06-22T16:20:00.006+01:00

This Dutch guy Reimer Eising, otherwise known as Kettel, has been producing sounds throughout this decade. We heard a song by him on Joris Voorn's essential mix and had to hear more. There are quite a lot of albums, most of which have been discontinued (i guess its hard out there in the music business for leftfield, experimental producers) but you can pick them up on discogs. He also has a new album out called Myam James 2 on which is also mega awesome. I give you a track off his (now discontinued and therefore ultra rare) album 'My Dogan', whose edifying beauty is as pure as perfectly sculpted oscillating sound waves.

Mannschaft - Kettel

MARILYN MAN vs STUNNERS

2009-06-17T14:51:00.012+01:00

So, although we can't say we are massive fans of Marilyn Manson, he certainly knows how to pick a fine lady, Rose McGowan is our favorite, and looked smokin' hot in Death Proof until she took a spin with Stuntman Mike. Honorable mention goes to Evan Rachel Wood, but Dita is a bit of a bore and refused Wade vodka in Cannes!

He also now seems to have immaculate taste in clothes... as seen here in his Stunners T-shirt! Selling now at trendy NYC store SEVEN... outselling Henry Holland apparently, and also where Mr Lindwall sells his current range.

Marilyn Manson - Putting Holes In Happiness (Boys Noize Remix)

STUNNERS INTERVIEW ON 'THE MALCOLM'

2009-06-12T22:55:00.005+01:00

Follow the link for this brief interview and enjoy the following track that we mashed up. ITS A BOMB.

The Malcolm Interview

Black Magic (Original VS The Touch Remix) - Leif

STUNNERS PARTY BUS WITH RELIGION/MIXMAG/PACEMAKER

2009-06-09T19:16:00.003+01:00

Watch this space for the full film coming soon!

AMBIENCE SERIES 3 - THE FIELD

2009-06-02T01:21:00.009+01:00

The Field is Stockholm based producer Alex Wilner. He makes beautiful, melodic, layered sound walls with techno elements that will put you in a trance like state. Signed to that essential ambient techno imprint, Kompakt records, his new album 'Yesterday and Today' is out now, available at iTunes.

The Field - I Have The Moon, You Have The Internet

AMBIENCE SERIES 2

2009-04-15T22:00:00.005+01:00

This guy has long been one of our favorite producers. Ulrich Schnauss (another German!) has been making blissed out ambient breaks for a number of years now. His three albums are all complete works of genius and his remixes are mesmerizing. Buy his albums here.

Asobi Seksu - Strawberries (Ulrich Schnuass Remix)

LE ROGUE RETURNS!

2009-04-10T13:58:00.002+01:00

AMBIENCE SERIES

2009-04-03T22:05:00.004+01:00

Not only do we like to listen to loud heavy pulsating sonic tidal waves of sound we also enjoy the more refined, subtler side of music. So with this new series of posts we embark on a sonic journey of discovery into the leftfield world of ambient, experimental music, both new and old.

Our first artist is German producer Popnoname. He has been releasing techno for a few years now and also makes regular forays into the ambient world via his releases on Kompakt. Buy his new album on Beatport.

Nightliner - Popnoname

STUNNERS INVADE COPENHAGEN PART 1

2009-03-24T18:55:00.007Z

Fionn touched down in Copenhagen last Friday for a tag team with our cohort Danny Davisco. After setting up the soundsystem themselves they proceeded to destroy the venue with some seriously sexy techno.

This was undoubtedly the tune of the night. A 13 minute Luciano rework of Nana Vasconcelos. Use this tunes wisely.

Brasil (Luciano Re Edit) - Nana Vasconcelos

FEON'S TECHNO TRIPTYCH

2009-03-10T10:34:00.004Z

Parts 1,2 & 3 of Feon's new series of techno masterpieces now up for download:

Part 1 - Groove

Part 2 - Tension

Part 3 - Payoff

MIAMI ART BASEL

2008-12-26T15:03:00.005Z

Stunners touched down in Miami for a week of hedonistic fun in the sun during the Art Basel Festival. We had been booked to play at Rok Bar by our old friend and Stunners cohort, Sebastian Puga, who is now creative director there. Little did we know that MSTRKRFT and Guns & Bombs were also in town, so we all joined forces in a DJ tag team three-way and totally destroyed the venue. Below are two of the big tunes from the night.

His Majesty Andre - 'Peep Thong'

Machines Don't Care - 'Afro Jacker'

The DJ booth at Rok Bar is the best.

BRAND NEW STUNNERS 'SECOND COMING' MIXTAPE 2009!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-11-23T08:57:00.005Z

It's finally here kids! After the massive critical success of the 'Really Ridiculously Good-Looking' Stunners' Mixtape 2008, which none other than DJ Mag described as "like a jolt of pure dancefloor electricity and a flood of nefarious chemicals straight to the aorta", Stunners have brought to you the second installment of their genre-busting and rule-breaking mixtapes.

Stunners 'Second Coming' Mixtape 2009

Plus as a special bonus here is one of the tasty mash-ups from the mixtape unmixed for your own djing pleasure. Enjoy.

Lords of Acid vs Maral Salmasi - 'Firegem' (Acid Kids Remix) vs 'I Sit On Acid' (Soulwax Remix)

MADDOX AND ANTIPODEANS

2008-11-17T17:49:00.015Z

OK, so slightly far fetched title pun from Noel Coward penned Mad Dogs and Englishmen. But thats the best way to describe the past few weeks. Yes we have been blessed with many a beautiful and charming girl from down-under. None more incredible than Ms Stephanie Carta, who turns out to be the mystery model from the shower at The Demolition Party. Well that is certainly one way to meet. Since their reunion, Stephanie and Wade have formed a formidable partnership, she even writes an amazing blog. Not often do we come across a like minded individual like Stephanie and we embrace here into our Stunners bosom. In an ideal world we would all move together with our Brothers and Sisters around the world and live on The Island (with sponsored Vodka of course).

Home to many of these wonderful nights have been at Maddox, who at first we didn't like too much of as a club, but over the past few weeks and particularly since Halloween has been an essential weekly fixture in the Stunners Diary. A lot of the thanks should go to Alex Lambrechts, who has managed to pull a vast array of beautiful girls out of the woodwork (not for the first time), but also so Swastika Pete who has been spinning with Wade and the occasional Hogwarts student. The nights start with a models squeezed into life-raft style dinner followed by pure Rock'n'Roll carnage. All in all Wednesdays at Maddox is the place to be, so come on down.

Join our Facebook Group and check out some amazing photos taken by none other than Mr Lambrechts himself.

Who hosts the occasional after-party. Very messy after party. Waking up with blank memory after party.

Don't try this at home kids. Stunners are highly trained street stuntmen and can more than likely fly anyway.

NOKIA PARTY @ BLOOMSBURY BALLROOM

2008-11-11T01:53:00.013Z

Stunners International were confirmed to play the Nokia 'I Contain Music' party in the rather grand surroundings of the Bloomsbury Ballroom. As we arrived the queue was already stretching round the block. Among the celebrities spotted was a cool looking Dizzee Rascal plus a rather large entourage. Dizzee is a lovely guy who always has a smile on his face and this year he has really cemented his place among the elite of the British music industry with his massive number one hit 'Dance With Me'.

In the video you can see Wade sporting the new Stunners International T- Shirt collection. You can order yourself one of these cool limited edition tees right here.

Below is the now classic Crookers bootleg of 'Thunderstruck' by AC/DC, which features in the above video, plus our opening track on the night; '3 Days Awake' by Lytz, which was a masive hit in Berlin this summer. Enjoy.

AC/DC - Thunderstruck (Crookers Remix)

Lytz - 3 Days Awake

PARIS FASHION WEEK

2008-10-25T17:38:00.009+01:00

The recent fire in the Eurostar tunnel had made it a lot easier to change your ticket, thank god we needed to recover after a heavy month. We ended up missing the first 3 nights of fashion week, but we did turn up in Paris revitalized.

We met up with Chris and Roxie for the best steak with mashed potatoes and a rich creamy bearnaise sauce. We followed that up with vast amounts of vodka. We met up with Annabelle Wallis at the Alexander McQueen party, she was the lovely Lara Bohinc, extremely talented Jewelry designer and now Mum, she looked amazing considering she only gave my birth a few months ago, we were actually meant to play the delivery but were in NY at the time.

We brought them along to Le Baron where we were playing, and as we have mentioned loads before on this blog, it's one of our favorite places to play. This time we had the Olsen twins boogying down with as always a million hot chicks.

None hotter though than Angela, who Wade had arranged to meet up with on the dance-floor and she arrived perfectly to tango... (missing scenes)

The next night we went so a Prada dinner after party where we up with Mr Laskey and his lovely friend Eden, who happens to be on the front cover of Vogue this month. We also met up with Finish stunner Ms Annika Stenvall who as ever was "Riot Girling". We left pretty quickly to go to the Paul&Joe party we were playing, but some reason it wasn't really happening, we did get there at 3am, has to be said. But luckily was still a free bar, so we ended up having the best most unpretentious fun.

By Sunday we were starting to feel the pain, but still tried to steal the Mona Lisa, on touching another painting security was over Wade in millie-seconds. We did have a love bike journey through Paris and believe it or not came across Haders!!!

That night went to Regine that night for the New York New York party, and it was great seeing Tommy Salah, Misshapes and Spencer Product. We spent most of the time running around the kitchen through these catacombs. Thanks to Dan for letting us stay, but it seemed Laskey had the most fun with a British super model in a strip bar. Dammit.

FIONN IN TOKYO

2008-10-22T13:39:00.006+01:00

A lot could be written of Fionn's 7 week "sabaticle" in Tokyo, but this video and the heart-achingly beautiful tune below pretty much sum it all up.

Guy J - Esperanza (Club Mix)

TIME OUT!!!

2008-09-29T17:57:00.012+01:00

So Time Out celebrates 40 this week and one of our favorites girls happens to be one of London's 40 icons. We have known Lily Cole since she was barely a teenager and she has turned into a beautiful woman. You can read "her" interview here. The thing to bare in mind was that she let Wade & Spiky write it for her on a drunk night out, so she might come across a little arrogant, however the publicist obviously censored most of it. Well done Lily by the way.

Also well done to Erol Alkan for making the list. He is definitely one of our London icons and one of the main catalysts for a lot bands, friendships and shag-ons. He has produced 3 outstanding albums this year, Late Of The Pier's perhaps being the finest. You can read the interview here. This is one of the standout tracks from LOTP's Fantasy Black Channel album.

Late Of The Pier - Space And Woods

A GENT PROVOKED

2008-09-28T20:47:00.021+01:00

Although LFW had been and passed, there was still the Agent Provocateur fragrance launch show to tie us over until Paris fashion week. The thing about lingerie shows is they are always more fun, the girls are more sassy and the crowd really gets into it, this one was very much like that, except the people cheering the most were the celebs like Kate Moss, Kelly O etc. We were fortunate enough to literally be on the catwalk itself and got a lot of good side-boob action. Daisy Lowe opened the show that also featured Jodie Harsh (more on her/him later) and our very own Isabelle, who we first didn't recognize. She looked stunning.

After the papparazzi stampede outside we went down to Sadie "who was only ever hot in Bram Stoker's Dracula" Frost's launch of something or other. It was a new club called Vendome, which could possibly be the worst place in the world. Do not believe what you read in the paper's, the party was SHIT, diabolical even. Suits mixed with some gay 70s carwash dude. Ok, fair enough Kate Moss etc were there, but we could not take more than 15 minutes in the place.

We later played a Creative Awards ceremony party at the Hospital, which was kinda like an office party, but we did go down a treat. Mr Laskey filling in for Fionn on this occasion, doing a stirling job with a little help from Isabelle and Morwenna. It was actually the best party of the night and it was fun seeing George Lamb behind the decks. All in all, quite a weird night, but it was about to take an unexpected turn...

Back at Morwenna and Laskey's house, Jodie Harsh sitting on Wades lap, started slapping him in the face (reason unknown) quite a few times. However, since Wade cut his hair he has been a little more violent and has decided not to take anymore shit from anyone, let alone drag queens (famous or not) and took her/him by the throat and pushed her to the floor where he preceded in pouring the rest of the cheap, yet at 5am in the morning, highly sought after red wine in her/his face. From an outside point of view it must of looked ricockulous.

Wade would like to take this opportunity to apologize to Ms Harsh for the incident and also wonders if this makes him a wife-beater or not.

PLASTIQUE MAN

2008-09-23T23:20:00.009+01:00

We just did an interview with Black Knave, a new website for the fashionably profane man. Check it out here and click the Stunners banner.

MARIE ANTIONETTE

2008-09-23T22:37:00.011+01:00

Straight after Fashion week, we headed to Versailles where we were playing Anoushka Beckwith's 21st birthday, daughter of the equally stunning Tamara Beckwith, who is a super hot MILF. We headed by coach with all her friends, a lot of TBs/DBs (Thorough Breds / Double Barrels) for sure, but all sweet. We were definitely outsiders though, so we are glad that Margo came too, with her new boyfriend, who is ace.

The theme for the party was Maria Antionette and everyone was dressed up and looked amazing, truly a divine way to party. Fireworks, food and champagne set in beautiful surroundings and in the impressive Chateau Villette, where they actually filmed parts of The Da Vinci Code, it doesn't get much better than that. Fireworks, food, champagne and a burlesque performance from our old friend Roxy Velvet made it a night to remember, if only there were a few more Stunners in tow to kick some posh ass.

The next day was spent drinking by the lake on a beautiful end of Summer's day. The public school and Kazakhstan TV presenter favoured Mankini came out, as did Jamie Burke's guitar (obvs he was here)...

We headed with Margo and Luke to Paris were we ended up in brawl with a taxi driver who even reached for the glove department to get his gun or knife. Then we met up with Chi-Chi and Margo got in a fight with a girl for dancing with her boyfriend. She pushed her on the forehead, then when her friend got lippy, she punched her in the face. Now this doesn't really sound to blog-worthy, except for the fact, that as this was happening the now bleeding girl's birthday cake came out, we all joined in the Happy Birthday song too everyones disgust. But to make it even more worthy on this blog, we were all in our costumes from the night before.

LONDON FASHION WEEK (A SNORE)

2008-09-23T21:30:00.011+01:00

Flying straight from Beatrice Inn to play at Maddox might not of been one of our best ideas, but it was nice to be back, and Wade got to show off his new (lack of) hair. The following night we played the Henry Holland party which was actually quite fun, we had some of our "groupies" in the DJ booth with us, you might recognize one or two. Sophie Ellis-Bextor was looking radiant as ever, and we think she might be bored of her husband, because she was giving off some vibes, but then again maybe more in Anna Barnett's direction. Wades line "You're Fit" went down a treat.

We actually hardly had any CDs left form America by this point, so we ended up borrowing Henry's. We played 4 gigs in 3 nights, jet-lagged out of my minds and sleeping through all the shows. We will be back on form for Paris!

Pictures Courtesy of Alistair Guy

NEW YORK FASHION WEEK (ADDICTION) PART 2

2008-09-23T21:28:00.008+01:00

So after a disgraceful opening half, we did get our act together for the 2nd part of fashion week. Thank god, thanks to a lot of TLC from Spiky and Amy. We went to the in-store Number 9 party which was fun, the Blonde Acid Cult boys were all there, but then we decided to go to The Rose Bar at The Grammercy, completely stumbling across the most insane door queue ever. The Kooks were playing live with none other than Jane's Addiction. The hotel bar was totally packed. Thank god our friend Andy who use to work at The Delano was on hand to supply us with loads of drinks. In all honesty it's the first time we had heard most of the songs but it went over down a storm. We then all ended up back in Luke's hotel room for an after party, Spiky managed to piss him off a bit for saying they were basically shit, then again he was hanging out in Liam Gallagher and Paul Weller's hotel room the night before, so fair comment. PS saw Heather Graham, she is smoking hot.

The next night got even messier though. Wade started off meeting up with Hope (remember the one that Sebastian helped lose), well Wade found her, and they spent the day at the shows, running around backstage, watching random ones, causing all sorts of mischief and even getting on a carousel instead of watching Anna Sui's show. They did make it backstage though with Aggy, Stam, Donaldson etc.

Hope had to get up super early, so Wade met up with Chris and Luke for some Dr Martens rooftop party with legendary photographer Mick Rock playing records. We were billed as celebrities and they actually couriered as DMs the next day. After that it was off to old CBGB's where Jane's Addiction were playing the John Vervatos store party, check out the video here. It was actually mega impossible to get in, but luckily all the PR was done by Purple (London), so we got stroll right in. Belvedere Vodka aplenty we were soon diving into bins. That's it, was The End of Fashion Week via The Beatrice, of course.

NEW YORK FASHION WEEK (A BLUR)

2008-09-23T20:52:00.009+01:00

Well we were rather excited about fashion week and started off in good form. We met up with Chris who had joined the crew after Calum's departure to London, we headed to the Christies Party which was pretty decent. Managed to drink a decent amount of Champagne. We then met up at the Bowery Electric with the always charming Anna Barnett, she actually came with us to Miami also, but can normally be seen in the Cat & Mutton in London Fields. She works for Kelly Osbourne who we hadn't seen in ages which was quite nice. She did however upset Chris (she fancied him for sure). So Chris headed off to Beatrice. This is where it all went wrong...

Riot Girl and the equally wild and hot Stunnerette Shannon2 were in the area and swung by to pick Wade up and take him to 1Oak (models & bottles), slightly vulnerable after too much champagne, Wade came along and slipped into a vodka session to end all vodka sessions...

... having the best 48 hours ever but ending up sleeping on a park bench. Not a good look, particularly not during fashion week. He even missed the Marc Jacobs show.

STUNNERS PROFILE: NICHOLAS HADFIELD

2008-08-21T22:57:00.013+01:00

Every year we like to welcome a new Stunner into our arms. No longer in Freddie's shadow, this Summer Nicholas Hadfield aka "Haders" has truly taken the world by storm. He got off to a shaky start stealing Wade's girlfriend (sort of) but has since come on leaps and bounds. He also adds something different to Team Stunners. He has recently been touring with Wade in Paris and New York, but is now off to Tokyo to hook up with Fionn. Expect great things from this rising star. WARNING: keep your girlfriend away from him. Here are few words from the man himself...

Here is an eclectic mixtape from Haders...

Nicholas Hadfield - Feel 50 Mixtape

RUFF CLUB

2008-08-21T18:11:00.007+01:00

So after partying our asses off for a few weeks, it was great to play some records again. There aren't many clubs in New York, where we can get away with playing our heavy set, but Ruff Club is one of them. We got there a few minutes before we were meant to go on, Wade had to see his Amber and say goodbye before she goes off to wrestle (and photograph) Great White Sharks. Spencer Product was obviously a little nervous, but soon calmed his nerves when Wade hit the decks. The previous DJ was playing good tunes, but wasn't reading the crowd too well and using Serato whilst playing dance music never really works in our opinion. Anyway the crowd went mental and they couldn't follow him up, so he played until he ran out of tunes (he only brought the trade marked 2 CDs). Spiky did some great "Alkan Knobtwiddling". This was Calum's last night, so he brought his suitcase along to the club, Stunners industry standard.

After the show we headed back to some guys house who had vast amounts of vodka and a pool table. Not the best combination for hustling. Definitely gambled our DJ fee away.

Here is Herve's Remix of Bloc Party's latest single, it tore the roof down. The original however is probably the worst song we've heard all year. What's up with him getting upset with Johnny Rotten calling him black or whatever.

Bloc Party - Mercury (Herve Is In Disarray Remix)

FIELD DAY

2008-08-13T21:52:00.016+01:00

Victoria Park was the destination for a rain swept Field Day 2008. Fionn, Nick & Marits blagged free entry though the Crookers (thanks guys!), so despite the shit weather, it was great to be there. A shout out first off to The Lovely Jonjo and Rory Phillips (of Trash/Durrr fame and long time Stunner's cohorts) who despite technical difficulties, smashed it in the Bloggers Delight tent. Rory played this disco monster which we though was a rather apt choice considering the weather.

DonRay - Standing In The Rain

The Bugged Out tent was the place to be where we first saw Crookers rip the place apart. They really did rock it. Fionn got polaroided by some casting girl who then gave him some ketamin - so thats Special K for breakfast and lunch! This was one of the big Crookers remixes in their set.

To Protect and Entertain feat. Murs (Crookers Remix) - Busy P

Following a few rain soaked beers, Fionn teaching the lads the art of the secret portable toilet in a bottle and a brief glimpse of The Emperor Machine, we headed back into the shelter of the Bugged Out tent to see James Holden who was on top form. This intense slice of techno was one of the highlights.

Morumbi (Popof Remix) - Tocadisco

This was Richie Hawtin headlining the Bugged Out Tent. Ooooh the techno...

Halfway through that Marits and Fionn (minus Nick who had to dj at Sketch poor guy) went to go see Simian Mobile Disco play live. Once again they didn't disappoint - this progressive track off their last e.p. was a particular highlight.

Clock - Simian Mobile Disco

Clock (Chrome Hoof Rework) - Simian Mobile Disco

After Field Day it all started to get more blurry but we all eventually met up in The End where both SMD and Crookers played the after party - what a night. The after after party was in a secret location out in the nether regions of east London in a mysterious place called the Fucktory and was totally rocked by Sir Mixalot of Bow - otherwise known as Fionn.

FOR SUCCESSFUL DRINKING

2008-08-10T21:59:00.008+01:00

After 2 nights out, one taking the "Blue Pill" with Riot Girl (bad idea) and the other being force fed the "Red Pill" by Spiky, ie went home early. We looked forward to some daytime socializing.

We joined Spiky who was playing a Diesel rooftop party uptown. We were expecting a more hip crowd and some hot chicks, sadly it was not to be, but it was still a decent party with lots of free food and drinks (we took it easy on that front). We got there at noon and ended playing until the sun had set. We played every single genre known to man. Although we are not really into Serato, for gigs like this it is rather useful.

GRAZIA

2008-08-05T23:38:00.003+01:00

So Wade & Margo were in the press again. This time in Grazia. Apparently Wade is "The One".

PRETTY VANILLA

2008-08-05T07:12:00.012+01:00

So the phone woke us up today after yet another night of vodka at Beatrice, it was legend Henry Hargreaves on the other line. Henry is an honorary Stunner who after a successful modeling career has made a bit of a name for himself as a photographer. Wade convinced him, he would be a great assistant on his shoot. He neglected to say that he is always late.

When he finally arrived at the shoot, Henry was already in the swing of things. It was for a domanatrix who was already covered in fruit. Wade's job was to essentially art direct the fruit and cream. He is an expert. The lady in question was not shy either. She also told us some insane stories involving all kinda shit, literally. Anyways in order not to lower the tone too much, I will leave up to your own dirty imaginations. She said her husband didn't mind her job, and that he was pretty vanilla, essentially pretty straight. I guess Stunners are more chocolate chip cookies and cream. Listening to her did give us inspiration for some Monster Acid Cock songs, PAIN SLUT being a prime example. She asked Wade to be a slave in a forth-coming fetish shoot but he has declined due to a scheduling conflict.

It should also be noted Henry is working on a coffee table book right now. It's a 3D book of boobs. Here is a teaser. Castings will be held soon.

THE BIG CHILL

2008-08-04T18:29:00.007+01:00

Sai, Chris, Fionn, Charlotte and Tabs made it to the Big Chill this weekend. Much fun was had by all even for Fionn who was mostly on his lonesome due to no phone battery - but he still made some chemical friends as is the way with festivals. The girls were there for a fashion show on saturday morning which has to be the bravest thing anyone could ever do at a festival! The big tune for Fionn was Ame's latest offering (its always satisfying to hear a tune that you bought in Beatport just a couple days ago being spanked by all the big djs in the club tent). Its a bit of a proggy/techy monster. Enjoy!

D.P.O.M.B. - Version 1 - Ame, Henrik Schwarz, Dixon

BRUCE HAACK - TECHNO PIONEER

2008-08-04T17:55:00.009+01:00

Whilst Wade is off living in fantasy land riding naked on unicorns and having orgies with dwarves, Fionn is busy building a studio and generally staying connected with reality. So in an attempt to bring this blog back down to earth (although we do love Wade's sex blogs) and actually use it for its orginal purpose - to spread the word on music we love - here is a little bit of educational blogging.

Bruce Haack (1931 - 1988) was a musician and composer, and a pioneer within the realm of electronic music. He was one of the first musicians to use modular synthesis in his music and is largely responsible for the explosion of electronic music in the late 20th century. Check out this video.

And here is one of our favourite tracks.

Blow Job - Bruce Haack

FACE HUNTER

2008-08-02T00:35:00.004+01:00

So Yvan The Face Hunter guy was in Finland and came across one of our favorite Stunners, Ms Annika Stenvall. She could quite possibly give Riot Girl a run for her money. Here she is looking amazing in her Stunners T-Shirt. She could be Lindwall's sister.

VROOOOOOOOOOM!

2008-08-01T23:55:00.003+01:00

The Piper Machine has found his Piper Mobile!!!

RIOT WEEK

2008-08-01T21:59:00.009+01:00

The next 4 days with Riot Girl consisted of partying, more partying, after partying, more after partying etc. You get the drift. Riot Girl is basically one of the most extreme people you will ever meet. She's extremely stunning and has a larger than life personality. You will either love her or be scared of her. Needless to say she brings out the best and worst in us Stunners. We stayed at her gaff where she has endless supplies of booze. We would start each night at some ridiculous club or party and end up at Beatrice followed by Riot Girls house. Riot Girl and Wade form a formidable partnership and could quite easily take over the world!!!

Highlights include The Box, where we saw some great shows and the Belvedere party at The Bowery Hotel. Brazilian Girls and some dude called Diego from Elephant played. He was rather handsome and cock-blocked us from the stage.

At the end of this stint Wade and Calum needed a break and stayed with Jessica in some crazy crack-den. Haders braved it out and went missing for 24 hours. The next day consisted of trying to get back to human form. After spending a few hours in Thompson Park with a whole bunch of crackheads we decided to go and see Step Brothers, the new Will Ferrel movie, we were in a very emotional state and cried our eyes out. Definitely one to watch.

SONIC KOOK EXPERIMENT

2008-08-01T21:17:00.011+01:00

So after 3 days of tech support. We could not wait to meet up with Cal & Nick and get back into the swing of things. We were heading to Emily's for a few beers in Williamsburg. So we had them meet us straight there. She said she was hanging with her friend Luke from the Kooks (the singer). We have in all honesty never really heard a Kooks song but had a preconceived idea that they are basically too indie (us being nice). How wrong we were. We drank beer, played monopoly and listened to good tunes all evening. By the time we got into a taxi to meet up with Spiky we were practically fully paid up members of The Kooks fanclub.

We had loads of drinks at The Soho Grand then went to meet up with Riot Girl and the rest of the night involved the classic cocktail of vodka and models, but we also had some crazy Brazilian type of poppers. We ended up at Beatrice, where we met up with Luke again, who seemed to be having the time of his life. We then ended back at Riot Girls, but we will need to dedicate a whole post to her.

The next day we went to Williamsburg to see MGMT play a free show in Macarran Park. Jelly NYC have been doing weekly shows there, with The Breeders and The Liars also playing. We got there super duper late and there were a million people trying to get in. We took the Stunners entrance which included trees and a wall. The gig itself was pretty decent, it was quite loose and obviously Time To Pretend and Electric Feel went down a treat. As an encore they started out with a 16 minute prog rock tune, which is apparently their "real sound". Everyone got fuckin bored, but grinned and bared it because Kids was yet to come and they didn't disappoint. Hit of the summer.

Here is The Kooks cover of Gnarls Barkley's Crazy and a Bmore remix of Kids

The Kooks - Crazy

NEW YORK NEW YORK

2008-08-01T17:00:00.010+01:00

We didn't leave Miami in top physical shape, we must admit. But we were playing Tribeca Grand with none other than Cazals and Blonde Acid Cult for Cheap Mondays. So we really had to pull it together. Tommy and Spiky had organized this party, it's something we had been wanting to put together for sometime. Flight was delayed, so when we eventually got there the party was in full swing, and we bumped into loads of old faces. People we had no idea were even in NYC as well.

First on were Blonde Acid Cult, who sounded like the most professional band in the world, the sound was incredible. During Hey Nah the crowd were singing from left to right back to each other, it was insane, like stadium rock. There is a lot of Mayor Label UK interest in the band, but we don't want to jinx it and for it to end up in "The Book".

Stunners played some songs inbetween, but it was all about the bands tonight. It was still nice to see David, Fionn and Wade all behind the decks.

Cazals managed to fuck up the power converters for their electronic equipment, so sadly they had to play without the keyboard player Ben, who for the record was also held in customs for 24 hours, unluckiest trip ever, he did go to sightseeing though. It was actually nice to see Cazals do a more Rock'n'Roll set finishing with an encore of Beat Me To The Bone, the whole crowd moshed and the crowd went home ecstatic.

This is when things took a turn for the worse. We stole a promotional bottle of Belvedere, like a 10 liter one, and after a lot of effort we got it open. It took 5 people to carry it and pour it down Wade's throat. However it was not Vodka, it was water with some chemical to keep it clear. The next few minutes consisted of Wade rolling around the floor throwing up and convulsing. Throwing up blood is never a good idea, and doing it all over Julia's shoes an even worse. He might of acted over the top to impress her. More than likely... Twat

LUCID DREAM

2008-07-25T20:23:00.012+01:00

We were so glad when we found out Alexia was in Miami styling during Swimsuit Fashion Week. She has the best energy, and if you have Alexia around, things are always gonna turn out for the best. She even got us the gig playing music at the Pistol Panties show. We put together a great set, but decided to live mix it, just to get the looks right. The show if we forget to tell you later was awesome. Well done everyone.

Backstage again was insane, and it was there Wade met Hope. Essentially Miss Universe. She was presenting back stage. They instantly struck up a report and she was on his arm as he spun records during the show, they even talked about going on holiday together and where gonna meet up after the show.

But this is where the Lucid Dream starts to faulter, this is where we start to need the Tech Support Guy. Sebastian lost her number...

They went down to Florida Rooms and there were just too many girls every, could not even concentrate, can't really even work out what happened, we just knew we were not worthy of this much attention, I guess the Lucid Dream was working again. Kaitlyn turned up, we had been texting her since we met her at Lime (the best Mexican Taco Salad in the world). She turned up with even more girls. Courtney and gang were there too. In total there were 22 girls around us. What The FUCK... this is not normal, and for them to be fighting over us even more insane. We knew then that this couldn't be real. We were Lucid Dreaming. The next day Wade got on a plane to New York. Tech Support Guy has been called in.

Here is an appropiately titled new song of Franz Ferdinand's new album.

Franz Ferdinand - Lucid Dreams

MIAMI VICE

2008-07-25T19:17:00.009+01:00

Well there couldn't ever be a different title for this exciting episode. We had a slight hangover but hanging out with Taylor for the day definitely got rid of that. We met up with Kristin Cavallari. it's been reported in the press to be dating Sebastian. She is the girl from Laguna Beach, we met up with her before some fashion show at The Setai, she was with her mother who was just simply awesome. We had a dinner laid on for us but were more interested in shots.

We went backstage, which, may I tell you is sensory overload for a hot blooded male. The show was pretty decent, then we went on to Heathrow, a new club with possibly the worst name in history. We were playing records, but nothing worked, the fire alarm went off, the bass broke, it was possibly the worst gig ever, but we still rocked it when given the chance, a really big hit out here is Crookers remix of Kid Cudi's Day'n'Night.

This was only the beginning, we went back to Kristin's, who had now been joined by supermodel May Andersen. We cleared the mini-bar etc and went down for some skinny-dipping. This would seem like the best night of all time, but in the world of Stunners, it's never quite enough and the complete idiots left the girls wanting more and headed back to Sebastians to meet up with 9 girls who were waiting for some jacuzzi action. This is sadly where the story has to end...

We might have to do a Stunners X-Rated blog...

Kid Cudi - Day'n'Nite (Crookers Remix)

WELCOME TO MIAMI

2008-07-25T16:16:00.007+01:00

Arriving at Miami airport you know you have left all morals behind. This is a place of sin. In fact most of the tales could never be printed, did they even happen or was it all a lucid dream? Sebastian picked us up and within hours we were in Rokbar. The bar Wade opened with Tommy Lee, when we say open, he was musical director when it opened, but that did not last too long, before Wade fell out of the 10 foot high DJ booth, then preceded in smashing some mirrors and got fired. But that was a long time ago, they call him Hollywood now for some reason. Within minutes we were at a table with 9 models and some Russian billionaire...

The next day we got up early to meet up with Alexia who was styling the Pistol Panties show, oh did we not mention, it was Miami Swimsuit Fashion Week. We are doing the music for there show. There were at least 50 girls waiting to get up to the casting, so we took it upon ourselves to help out, you have to help out your friends right? We actually bumped into Courtney who we knew from L.A and all the other girls were more than happy to let us assist them in anyway. We probably got 10 numbers for girls who wanted to hang out later. But are we idiot guys and lost the majority of them, yeah, we are those guys.

We later met up with Courtney, Katarina & Tanisha and went up to the rooftop pool terrace at the Gansevoort. This is where our lucid dream kicks in...

Will Smith - Miami (Laidback Luke Bootleg)

HAPPY COUPLE

2008-07-25T06:57:00.006+01:00

Margo & Wade attended the VISA Swap party with the rest of the gang. It was actually quite fun and Sigmund was live DJing the fashion show. Which we definitely improved on with some hand clapping to Gary Glitter and some general cheering along. There was a lot of paparazzi attention, but we were shocked to see a massive feature in The Sun claiming the two are going out, well we all know they would make the hottest couple in the world. They also mentioned that Wade is a former 250 pound an hour hooker, well we all know he can more than justify that fee, but it's simply not true. On a plus note, with 7.9 million people readership, many would of noticed how fuckin gorgeous Margo looked in her Stunners T-shirt and how super cool Wade looked in his Life Is Boring Cazals T-shirt, designed by Andre.

So here we have a video exclusive which never got released. The video for Cazals debut single Beat Me To The Bone featuring this Happy Couple.

WE ARE NOT KNEBWORTHY

2008-07-25T03:31:00.005+01:00

We had all been looking forward to the Wild In The Country Festival in Morwenna's back garden all summer, but sadly it got cancelled. It had a great lineup so it was a shame, Soulwax, Mylo, Booka Shade, Sasha and Bjork, to name a few. But we were not gonna let it beat us, so instead we all got the train up and had an awesome time.

ABSOLUT CHI-CHI

2008-07-25T02:39:00.012+01:00

Our final night in Paris we played Chi-Chi's book launch for Absolut Vodka. Her book Absolut 100 consists of a 100 pictures from Cannes Film festival this year and is ace, shame we didn't end up going. We were pretty fuckin' annihilated but held it together pretty well, considering between us all we played a 8 hour set. We all dressed up in our finest attire as we were booked as The New English Dandies. The party was in Andre's new venue Chez Moune which is the oldest lesbian bar in Pigalle area.

David Piper managed to get kicked out after a burlesque with a massive boyfriend confronted him after she was all over him... he might of bitten her though. Chi-Chi got him back again though, but it was not long before she was up again arguing with the frankly awesome looking moustache wearing door man, this time Wade had got kicked out after getting down to speedos and was carried around the club in Jesus trade marked crucifix pose.

The night was a success but we couldn't leave Paris without a final drink at Le Baron... upon arrival Wade went straight up to who he thought was Russell from Soho House and gave him a big hug. "Russell" was with a rather hot girl and Wade picked her up and took her to the bar and then preceded in dancing ridiculously with her to Bohemian Rhapsody. On return, he noticed the Russell looked slightly different to normal and he definitely doesn't normally speak in American accent. Turns out it was Courtney from the Dandy Warhols. He told Wade, that he could never compete with him, the girl it turns out was Julia Dunstall. Wade & Nick cock-blocked each other of course.

As a footnote we should mention that Spiky and Amy pretty much got together to on the Trash dancefloor to their other big hit Bohemian Like You.

SPEEDO DATING

2008-07-25T01:31:00.016+01:00

Well it's not often you take "tourist pictures" by the eiffel tower with Supermodels, hang out with Karl Lagerfeld and wear inflatable rubber rings but this is what happens from time to time in the world of Stunners...

After the demolition party we had a few crazy nights... in supermodel hotel rooms and even a Playboy Mansion party, but we can't really remember it all too well and in all honesty nothing could compare to this night. We arrived at the Lacoste party early, Mademoiselle Chi-Chi asked us to come down and kick-start the party Stunners style. We came in Speedos and sailor hats, it was nautical themed after-all.

The party was on a boat moored by the eiffel tower, it was decked out with jacuzzis and beach toys. Santogold performed and the French version of Jodie Harsh spun tunes (not as hot we must admit). The crowd were the Parisian elite, supermodels and let's not forget Rono & Daisy Lowe (who we love). We really took it to the next level and more most of the crowd even around we were on the dance-floors surfing blowup aligators busting some breakdancing moved to a bemused crowd. It did the set the tone for the party. Looking over at The Piper Machine in leopard speedos and Nick, who was wearing a duck rubber ring we could barely contain ourselves and overdosed on all the fun. Literally the best hour of our lives and Karl seemed rather impress with our outfits so do not be surprised if the next Chanel collection is more Stunners (not the first time - Dior, John Richmond etc).

INCOOOOOOMING!!! Girl after girl, pretty much the hottest we have ever seen, and they all flocked around us. This is when it dawned upon is we could never decide. Wade and Nick chatted up at least 5 girls each and couldn't decide to save their lives, well there was one special girl has to be said, but that's more of a long term project, the girls themselves could not choose between Wade of Nick either, but adding something different to the table, and what a feast it was.

Most of you are familiar with cock-blocking I am sure, but Wade and Nick turned it into an art-form, by cock-blocking themselves and each-other but having so much fun doing it.

Nick actually did pull a girl. The rather delightful model Danny Dwyer from Texas who turned out to be Wade's cousin, 5 removed. He admits to fancying too, even though it might be wrong. They actually share a great granddad who was the mayor of New York. Believe it or not.

So it was yet another triumphant night in Paris. God we love this city.

Santogold - Say Aha (Tepr Remix)

DEMOLITION PARTY

2008-07-07T18:24:00.012+01:00

Straight from the Eurostar to the biggest party of the year, anticipation was high. We were invited to it 3 months ago when we staying in the very hotel The Royal Monceau which they were about to demolish, but not before the most insane party ever. The doors opened at 10pm, we got there 10.15, and there must of been 400 people outside begging to get in, all of which would of graced any club in the world, models and film stars where left outside. Luckily we took the stunners entrance.

Once inside, it was even more insane, imagine 500 guests running around a 5 star hotel, full of demolition art installations, waitresses in hard hats, and the bar was even a caterpillar truck. We made it to the Le Baron VIP room which was 5 hotel rooms which they had connected by means of sledgehammer. Andre, Uffie, Chi-Chi and the Le Baron regulars as well as some of our favourite fashionistas from London, especially Hannah were there. It was great to see Dangerous Dan and his lady Pip, who named there kid JUSTICE MAXIMUS, probably the best name of all time.

We went up to the fifth floor where Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis were performing or something, but ended up in a que to demolish some hotel rooms, we put on hard hats and overalls and went at it with a sledge-hammer, pretty tough walls i must say, but with that burst of adrenalin we went back down to the Le Baron Room where we found Nick & Chris, who were also on a rampage.

The party then went into overdrive. Behind one of the bars that was set in half demolished bathroom was a shower and it wasn't long before Wade was in there with a hot model. The bar staff showering them with champagne.

It was then time to for Wade and Chris to DJ the VIP room, they played for an hour or so and the place was heaving, everyone losing there marbles. But then as per normal the sound system blew up, it could of had something to do with Wade dripping all over the cables, we will never know, but there was a lot of smoke. We later all lost each other, Wade found himself in the DJ booth with Soulwax and "accidently" took their bottle of Grey Goose, he felt rather bad about it the next day however, Dave Soulwax said when he gave it to him, he knew he would never see it again, so it was all cool.

The party was a huge success and will go down in folklore, but it could never really live up to the expectations.

Incidentally, Kanye West was there, and he came down to hear us play at Le Baron the night after and he requested Kanye West songs all night, fair play to him, but we didn't actually bring any, so here you go Kanye, this one is for you.

Estelle Feat. Kanye West - American Boy

P.S We found Mischa Barton, she spent all night on the Le Baron dancefloor.

SHE WANTS TO MOVE

2008-07-02T12:51:00.006+01:00

We always like going to parties at Harvey Nichols, but this one might of been the best, well apart from the time we played Richard Cheese's version of Sunday Bloody Sunday during the Bono party and he got super pissed! Anyway, it's not everyday you get to see N.E.R.D perform. We were expecting your standard Hip-Hop set, but instead they sounded more like an electro Rage Against The Machine and they had two drummers, it was really intense and Pharell was more Punk than Crunk. Needless to say there were also so many hot women, it was insane, but unfortunately it all ended abruptly, well apart from Pharell, who we are sure had the time of his life. Special shout out goes to Tamsin Egerton's legs, we lost Mischa Barton though, she gave Fionn the eye, big time.

Here is the video for Pharrell's collaboration with Stroke Casablancas and Santogold for a Converse advert.

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS (AGAIN)

2008-06-17T23:03:00.010+01:00

Waking up on a random sofa at midday with a party still going on around you, on the day off a mayor tournament is never a good idea. Joining in the party for a few minutes, before pouring a rather large vodka on the way to said tournament, also falls into the same category, streaking the tournament itself after winning is obviously genius, but lets not get ahead of ourselves...

Yes, it was the 5th Annual Hendrick's Gin Croquet tournament, and our Rakehell's team were reigning champions. The team consists off The Piper Machine, Nick Saunders, Sigmund & Wade, who incidentally had a lot of work ahead of him, if he was to beat last years jumping into a passing Ferrari celebration. Fuelled on Gin, lots of it. The team comfortably won their group.

But it would be a lot tougher in the knock-out stages, with the dreaded Swiss...

But with nerves of steal in the Final, they want on to win a consecutive trophy, and good to his promise Wade streaked. Gin hangovers are the worst, we must warn you, but if you are gonna have one, it better be a Hendrick's one.

SPANKYOKE

2008-06-11T16:30:00.004+01:00

The Piper Machine invited us all down to his launch for Karaoke Box, a new joint in Farringdon. We all got picked up in A-Team style black van, which pretty damm awesome and the legendary Budgieman greeted us on entrance, you might of seen him on South Bank singing with his budgies. The karaoke machines were not as good as Tokyo, as they didn't have an EQ on the Mike, so no way of disguising out of tuneness, but still lots of fun. We took to the decks with 3 CDs (lost them again) but they were all bangers, perfect a karaoke night, think T-Rex, Blondie & Edwyn Collins, who Akira The Don's rapping partner Narstie made us re-wind!.

After a while the French Rock'n'Roll band for live karaoke came on, and the party came into it's own. Ali Love, complete with an amazing moustache started off with an amazing rendition of The Stooges' No Fun, which definitely got him some skirt. It was followed by Aggy & Grimshaw's version of Kids In America. The party exploded and the champagne kicked in. All in all it was a great night, so well done Mr Piper, and you can all look forward to forthcoming Sunday karaoke nights at Whisky Mist, starting next week we give you Spankyoke, very silly indeed.

COLLECTION 01 - ORDER NOW

2008-06-08T23:16:00.021+01:00

The first Stunners Collection is soon to go on sale. We are giving you the opportunity the be one of the first to wear one. It is important for us to sell to the right kinda person, we don't want losers wearing them. The collection is bold and excessive and totally embodies the Stunners lifestyle using simple clipart to get the message across.

The T-shirts are all hand printed and there to be personally customized, if you so wish. Take the sleeves off, rip it apart, add some safety pins, show some skin. They are guaranteed to GET YOU LAID.

Pre-oder now and get your T-shirt for just 25 pounds incl P&P. This is a limited offer and they will retail for a hell of a lot more.

FELIX DA HOUSECAT

2008-06-02T17:01:00.035+01:00

Just getting back from Paris and Belgium respectively Wade and Fionn didn't have time to prepare a set. Wade even lost his records for the millionth time (the only reason we started this blog is to have a record of how many times we lose records and headphones). The turnout for Felix was pretty astonishing since we just had a weeks promotion, but then again 9 months ago was such a success, everyone expecting more of the same. The Stunners set totally slayed it, and actually blew Felix out of the water, not sure if that's what a warm up slot should be like, but then again it's hard for a Stunner to hold back.

As you can tell from above, it was a pretty damm rockin party. Here are a couple of mind blowing new tracks from the Stunners set that were too fresh for Felix. The first track is the first non-remix material from Fake Blood, it's out next week on Herve & Sindens Cheap Thrills label. The second is Duke Dumont's remix of Mystery Jets, it's mindblowing and as good as Switch's Hideaway remix. You should also look out for Riton's remix off Hand Me Down.

Fake Blood - Mars
Mystery Jets - Two Doors Down (Duke Dumont Remix)

BIG IN JAPAN

2008-06-02T10:04:00.014+01:00

This week saw the release of Cazal's album What Of Our Future. It's a long time coming, but it's definitely worth the wait. It's a weird time for the music industry and it takes a hell of a lot of money to push a product, so we are not expecting it to shift much in the UK or for Phil to buy us a pint, however the good news is, that our friends in Tokyo are buying it right, left and centre and it tops the weekly charts, ahead of none other than Madonna.

They played live at the album launch party, and it was the best we have seen them, with confidence and swagger and extremely tight with an air of success they played a blinding set. Afterwards we all went down to Durrr and were blown literally of the dancefloor by Proxy, who was playing his first London gig, expect a lot more from him.

Cazals - What Of Our Future (Megamix)

Proxy - Dancing In The Dark

IT'S A RAVE CAVE

2008-05-20T18:16:00.021+01:00

Stunners headed to Shoreditch on Friday filled with excitement, a warehouse rave had been a long time coming. Wade & Fionn finally had their first rehearsal after all these years of professional idiocy. Normally they just show up with half a collection of CDs (with dubious sleeves), the other half lost in the pub or on the tube, but this time was different, they had their CDs all in order and a sublime set planned. The anticipation was high and they even joked about something bad might happen, like the venue burning down or the PA blowing up, last one you may remember got shut down by the police.

There was a gang of ten of us, all dressed in black and leather walking along the back-streets of Shoreditch like a modern day version of The Outsiders. It was a pretty awesome sight, can't believe we didn't get pictures, no-one would of messed with us. Luckily we bumped into Sigmund and Hermione and managed to get them all pass to queue, and after Wade used a Jedi-mind trick on the door-man we were all inside. The venue was pretty awesome, it was under railway arches and the promoters had spent quite a bit doing it up. So all in all it was looking great, except the VIP room didn't have any booze. Dammit!!! Well thank god for bringing the bottles of Smirnoff (hint) with us. We all stayed up in the room for sometime making sporadic little adventures to different caves and the outdoor smoking room, Morwenna actually managed to walk into a wall and is left with a bruise on her forehead.

As soon as we were about to start playing, some other DJ tried to muscle his way on, but with the power of 2, we kicked him off and Stunners finally went on, the whole room exploded at long last, it had been a stop and start Karma Sutra kinda night, but the crowd wanted it HARD & FAST. The practice had also born fruit, but disaster... half way into the set, out of nowhere the venue got shut down, much to everyone's dismay. The only thing to do was carry on into the night, however we all managed to lose eachother. Some of us ended up on a rooftop house party, others were dancing in car parks.

We can't wait to this again, but properly. We want to musically ejaculate all over the crowd.

WHAT OF OUR FUTURE?

2008-05-11T13:47:00.009+01:00

We are eagerly awaiting the release of Cazal's debut album What Of Our Future, we have had it for the past 6 months, and it's obviously ace, so we can't wait for the rest of you to hear it. Here is the video for latest single Someboy, Somewhere. It features Lou Doillon, who happens to be Jane Birken's daughter. She should definitely be David Piper's girlfriend. It is directed and features a cameo by the lovely Andre.

The album gets it's release on the 26th of May on Kitsune. Come celebrate the launch at Hoxton Bar & Grill with a live performance and guest DJs Gildas & Masaya, Jerry Bouthier & Lifelike.

Here is the B-side to the single that you can order from HMV.

Cazals - Success

FEAR AND LOATHING IN BROMLEY-BY-BOW

2008-05-05T05:13:00.008+01:00

It was Fionn's birthday, it was messy... this picture says it all...

STUNNERS HEAD EAST

2008-05-03T04:20:00.004+01:00

We are very excited about playing in East London again, where we actually live, but don't play enough. It's gonna be an insane warehouse party, that has already received a lot of attention and alerted the police, so the venue has been changed, we will keep you posted.

Here is a clip that Calum has made especially. So East London BEWARE

COOL FOR KATZ

2008-05-02T13:34:00.012+01:00

Expression: Sheissenhof... the stark realization that instead of going home like a vaguely normal human being, you are in a cab bombing down Broadway on your way to another all-nighter at Chez Katz. This expression can be used in many contexts and it's normally followed by an enormous hangover/comedown, it has since been popularized in Stunners lingo for anything fuckin' up.

David Katz has joined Wade in Tokyo where he is spinin' at "Models & Bottles" club Feria, we would get fired after one night, but he has held it together so far, and is even remixing Feria "hits". Stunners and the Katzenhof crew have spent many memorable nights in NY and Miami together, so it is truly a pleasure to have him here, can't wait for some Karaoke and Disney Tokyo action.

We are not sure what is happening with his ace band Katzenhof, partly due to splitting up with band member and hot model GF Jana (right), and Shannon (left) being up the duff.

Shannon is a rare breed of human being, and possible the only female apart from Mequita that can match Stunners drink for drink, blow for blow so to speak. She is the bastard child of Janis Joplin and Martha Stewart, but super hot. She has been known to cook a mean breakfast complete with spliff, BJ and Vodka. We give her all our blessings and hope to DJ at the delivery, or at least the after-birth-party. How she has cut down from 40 fags, 2 bottles of wine, half a bottle of JD a day, we have no idea, but I guess there is hope for us all. As you can tell in the sonogram below. The rockstar in the making definitely has her eyes. We hope she sticks to her promise and calls the kid Vodka.

FREE HUGS & ROCK'N'ROLL

2008-04-27T10:38:00.011+01:00

The people of Harajuku are a rather friendly bunch, some off them may where gas masks, bandages and gothic make-up, but they give out free hugs.

Check out some seriously cool dudes.

JACKASS

2008-04-25T13:14:00.011+01:00

Marits arrived in Tokyo to take over the Stunners baton from David & Chris. We headed down to the opening of the Terry Richardson vs Jackass photographic exhibition. It was nice to see Terry again, last time we were playing his book launch at The Delano in Miami, pretty much naked (surprise, surprise). We were playing poolside and managed to get some chicks to jump into the pool naked, however, as it was an infinity pool the water went all over the plug sockets and blew up the sound-system. I believe the press release said that we got naked and threw the sound-system into the pool.

The show was ok, essentially the Jackass crew and Terry of course, naked, pissing on irons, throwing up, hanging trainers from their bell-ends, the norm basically. To be honest it was kinda bit lame and dates, but American Apparel put the whole thing on, so I'm sure it was worth some money to someone.

Marits by the way is on a month sabbatical trying to find himself, here in Tokyo and India, but he did get offered a job working within the roadworks industry, training is going good so far as you can see below.

BIG IN JAPAN

2008-04-25T13:13:00.012+01:00

This week saw the return to Stunners Action for Scandinavians David Lindwall & Christoffer Fagerli. They were in Tokyo for fittings for the Yoshi Yamamota show in China, where they will be catwalking in the Emperor's forbidden palace or something like that, lucky bastards.

We hadn't seen much of Christoffer because between modeling he goes back to Norway and builds ships, proper men in grease action. It was really good to have him back onboard for some Tokyo mayhem, the following is what happens when 3 Scandinavian giants hit the town.

It started of innocently enough with a few beers in the park, it's nice you are allowed to drink in the streets here. In fact it really should be every mans right, the world over. It's one of the main things that puts us off America, where we have received several fines. We saw the crazy Rockabilly guys, the insane Harujuki girls and these guys that played some form of hacky-sack that had the skill of Ronaldo, should also mention some guy tapping dancing to his own beat.

We later headed to Shibuya, we managed to complete Time Crisis 4 (probably cost us 10 quid), but then we found these bottles of god knows what, that are meant to be ten times more potent than Red Bull, obviously illegal everywhere else in the world. Well they went down very smoothly indeed, but I guess we should of new what was gonna happen, because it was not long before we were pounding drinks, singing The Pixies in a karaoke session in some weird brothel with a rather drunk Japanese business guy that legendary Dutch Stunner Tijmen had found.

We naked "heiled" a taxi to Ropogni for some crap model party, this was a Sunday after-all so the expectations weren't too high, and Chris was on a mission to get fucked. Well some stranger giving him 3 pills certainly helped. Thinking they were dude, he took all 3 in one go... they turned out to be horse tranquilizers. Before they kicked in though we came across 6 Japanese girls in school uniforms, who happened to have a bottle of absinthe, knowing it was a school night, Wade stepped in and downed half the bottle.

Chris on horse tranquilizers, Wade on Absinthe and David being a light-weight due to half his intestines being taking out due to some rare disease, which essentially keeps him skinny and helps him get pissed (Wade has always been jealous). Needless to say the rest of the consisted of taking taxis in circles, hugging street cones, street stuntmanship and the obligatory Chris sleeping outside the house for an hour with his dick hanging out in true viking style.

Here are some Scandinavian tracks to keep you raping and pillaging.

A VIEW TO A KILL

2008-04-18T13:44:00.014+01:00

It has taken Wade sometime to recover from a crazy night out at Le Baron. It's not every day you get to party with 80's rockstars and supermodels, well I guess it kinda is, but everything is just so more surreal in Tokyo. You also form a kind of "we are all lost in translation, lets hang out together" bond.

We were in the raised area with Duran Duran, Rinko, Sonoya and Agyness, and we were surprised how people would just go up and asked to take pictures, it doesn't really happen in London at free drinks parties or whatever, everyone is too cool for school. But here there is a beautiful innocence in the way it happens, and everyone happily obliged. Wade got some good exercise advice from Nick Rhodes, but it has to be said, he had quite a pouch. The drummer from Duran Duran played some cheesy 80s stuff then Agyness and Jackson spun again. They played (and we totally love) M.I.A's Paper Planes, it seems to be a massive hit over here.

After their set and tons of champagne we went up into the karaoke room, where we all belted out some classics. Karaoke is one of the best things about Tokyo, instead of trying to find an after-party, you go with your mates get a karaoke room, and it's like 5 quid a head and free drinks (remember Japanese can't handle their drinks - Fionn would bankrupt several establishments on one of his drinking rampages). Wade & Jackson sang a great rendition of Under The Bridge, but it was not until Simon Le Bon got on the mike that the place started to rock. Simon by the way it one of the most open and easy going guys around, he was wearing some crazy diamond eagle belt buckle, Renee asked what the hell it was, "COCK" he replied.

Wade ended up joining him in a duet, but can't quite remember what song it was, he can however remember Simon slipping him the tongue in the guitar solo. The rumor in London is Hand-Job thanks to Rory. Agyness said it's not cheating if it's the same sex, which might be true, but it's definitely not cheating if it's Simon Le Bon, or Jasmine for that matter, Marits says their daughter is hot too, but only 14 or something, naughty naughty.

Here is a crazy track of the Stunners 130 mix incorporating Duran Duran, Basement Jaxx, Digitalism, Technotronic, Tears For Fears, Kartman & The Piper Machine.

Bonus track: Paper Planes

Stunners 130 - Where's Your White Lines At?

M.I.A. - Paper Planes

AGYNESS ROCKS

2008-04-13T10:30:00.009+01:00

So it takes a while to get into the swing of things in Tokyo and to get over your jet lag, so it was nice to see a familiar face... and when we say familiar, we guess she is familiar to most of the Western world and has even graced the cover of Time magazine, as did Derek Zoolander you might recall.

Agyness was playing records at Le Baron where Wade is doing a month long residency. It was around 5 years ago that Wade and Agyness did a Will Young video together (see still below), they had to play table football and pretend to be his friend for 500 quid for the afternoon, result. Wade was in his modeling prime at the time, but Agyness was pretty new to the game. During the shoot Wade ended up doing magic mushrooms, and I guess looking at both of their career trajectories since then, we are glad that Agyness didn't pick up any of his bad habits.

She played back to back with Jackson from NYC, who was a resident at Misshapes and also seems to know every single person we do, he even lived across the street from Spiky in Brooklyn. They played a really good mixture of stuff like Elastica, The Moldy Peaches, Talking Heads & The Supremes and the crowd went mental, we have never seen so many picture being taken during a DJ set before, but then again, this is Japan.

Wade had a dream a few weeks ago that Agyness amputated his leg. He should of probably kept that to himself, but she seemed quite bemused.

DKNY

2008-04-12T11:24:00.005+01:00

Last night Fionn played records at the DKNY Jeans store opening on Bond Street. It was a messy affair as the mega strong pomegranate and vodka cocktails woefully outsized the miniature burgers, and without Wade to help Fionn drink them all is was up to Fionn to fly the alcoholic flag. He didn't let us down. Also on the bill were The Paddingtons who played a quick set and rocked it. Afterwards we all rocked it down in a red convertible 1969 For Mustang to Bungalow8 for Robin's night. Not much else was remembered after that...

STUNNERS MIXTAPE IN DJ MAGAZINE

2008-04-09T00:39:00.008+01:00

We are use to accolades in Vogue, i-D and even Attitude Magazine, normally more to do with our nakedness or for being really really ridiculously good looking, so it's nice to get a great review and musical recognition in DJ Mag. Here is what they have to say about our mixtape...

"A trio of electro freaks whose electro/B-more pile-ups of Switch, Boys Noize and D.I.M. are like a jolt of pure dancefloor electricity and a flood of nefarious chemicals straight to the aorta. You've bound to hear a lot more about Stunners International soon..."

Download it now! Upset your neighbours! (Fionn already has) Here is the tracklisting.

Stunners International - 'Really Ridiculously Good Looking Mixtape'

PARIS PARIS

2008-04-07T12:02:00.010+01:00

ChiChi booked us last minute to come over to play Danny's birthday party at Paris Paris. Playing in the smallest VIP room with a makeshift sound system (speakers blew up every 3rd track) was loads of fun and extremely hot. The room itself held 30 people at any given time and was sponsored by Absolut Vodka, we reckon between us, we consumed at least 30 bottles during the night. Sai looked smokin' as a Nazi Kabaret artist and Wade managed to pull off a weird "dancing monkey" costume, they made quite the couple. We got loads of offers for more gigs and even ended up playing back to back with Uffie.

Saturday was mainly spent in bed, admiring the mess we made of the hotel room. We finally left the room at 9pm, we quickly took a few pictures by the Eiffel Tower. Andre treated us to dinner at his Hotel Amour, it's an amazing boutique hotel that use to be a brothel. The food was great and the music in the background was great throughout playing the likes of The Kills, Raveonettes & Whitey. We really wish there was somewhere like it here in London.

We later went back to Paris Paris for a fancy dress party, but could not for the life of us find ChiChi who was dressed up as Princess Di. We did spend some time in the kitchen though, which is probably the coolest place on earth.

Apart from the fact it's impossible to get a taxi late at night, Paris is killing it right now. We can't wait to go back. We will be doing a Stunners night in June, we will keep you posted.

Photography Copyright: ChiChi Menendez

REALLY RIDICULOUSLY H.A.R.D

2008-04-03T16:47:00.006+01:00

Contrary to some our sexual performances over the past few years, here is our brand spanking new mixtape. It is H.A.R.D as nails, not for the faint hearted.

Stunners International - 'Really Ridiculously H.A.R.D' Mixtape

STUNNERS INTER(national)VIEW

2008-04-03T15:34:00.006+01:00

We were interviewed by the lovely Julia Rebaudo for private members club The Hospital. Not sure what their members think of the Stunners Manifesto. Here is an excerpt...

"Go back a few decades and school kids wanted to be pop stars, astronauts and nurses. Today, they want to be glamour models, reality TV stars and.... DJs. Stunners International are turntable masters who really aren't the best role models, but they throw a helluva party.

Just in case you thought the Rock'n'Roll lifestyle remained in the unreliable hands of the faltering and on-their-last-legs, gruesome twosome Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty, think again. Take a look at these two decadent model-come-DJs who are living it up all over Londontown. Oh, sure you say, what are they up to that's so great?.

Well, how about sharing hot tubs with Lindsay Lohan, taking Camilla Al Fayed to LA's seediest strip joints and getting girls to strip and snog for their DJ sets.

You may have come across the slightly dubious DJ outfit known as Stunners International a few years back when they managed to get a bit of press of the back of founder Wade Crescent. Rewind about five years and the towering, razor-cheeked skinny lad was about as hot as you got in the land of male models.

These days Wade is turning 30, still looking a little "herion chic" if with a hint of a paunch and still living the life organizing parting and DJing for the fashion world. Wade's current partner in crime is the much younger, and slightly fresher looking Fionn MacDiarmid. Aged 23, he models in his spare time - look out, he's the next face of Specsavers, don't cha know?

That's when he's not slugging back bottled of vodka, getting naked at gigs and making off with 17-year-old models. "You want Rock'n'Roll decadence? he asks. "Well, the other night at this party I got naked and before I knew it my mate had put my penis in his mouth. Well, I wasn't that happy about it, so I then decided to pee in his mouth. Yes, it was hilarious..."

The Stunners have built up a bit of a London following through their parties and DJ nights at Sketch. So much so, that the likes of Uber-trendy celeb club Bungalow8 get in touch with the boys when they want to fill the place with their gorgeous gang.

"Our lot are mainly fashion people, all young, all stunning and up for a party" Wade says.

For a moment, I wonder whether the 24-hour Rock'n'Roll party life is all that, if after years at it, when the first flush of youth has been washed away, whether there might be a little emptiness inside. But as the boys get up to go, shrugging on their black leather jackets, casually cutting dashing figures, I am reassured and relieved that the party is still on and it's just oozing Rock'n'Roll style." Interview by Julia Rebaudo

PETER PAN SYNDROME

2008-04-02T16:48:00.019+01:00

The characteristics of a "Peter Pan" include:

Irresponsibility
Rebelliousness
Pottering About
Anger
Narcissism
Dependency
Manipulativeness

and the belief that he is beyond society's laws and norms.

Turning 30 is a remarkable thing, I mean getting this far is almost miraculous, narrowly avoiding the Rock'n'Roll death at 27 (Hendrix, Morrison, Joplin etc). It's even more bizarre the fact that Freddie just turned 18. One life about to begin it's merry adventure and the other contemplating settling down. Well, Wade is not your average 30 year old, and he has many more lives within him.

So he celebrated the event in true style. He dressed up in a pretty pimp Peter Pan outfit and Tinkerbell looked ravishing on his arm, it's a shame Captain Hook (his Dad) couldn't make it down. It was not long before he was getting "the naked bumps" at Sketch in front of his poor cousins (courtesy of Wynd & Calum).

After Sketch, The Joiners Arms (Gay bar in Shoreditch) & The Fucktory from the night before. We were very much looking forward to a more civilized birthday celebration at Wynd's house in London Fields. We planned dinner for 7.30pm but as always with roasts they take forever, so we ate around 10pm, which gave us plenty of time to drink lots of red wine. Nathan did a stirling job in the kitchen and it was a really pleasant atmosphere with lots of friends old and new, who all seemed to get on great.

The food was followed by speeches, terrible jokes and of course an impromptu acapella version of Bohemian Rhapsody. We later put on a Fez each and marched over to The Dolphin for a final drink or two many. Wade managed to catch a mouse with his fez, but obviously let it back into the Hackney night.

Sonics - Dirty Old Man

The Flaming Lips - Bohemian Rhapsody

BRITAIN'S NEXT TOP STUNNER

2008-04-02T11:36:00.006+01:00

As we mentioned in a previous post, Stunners infiltrated the shoot for Britain's next top model and will now appear on billboards and Tubes everywhere.

THE LONG BLONDES vs MYSTERY JETS

2008-04-02T10:41:00.014+01:00

Well it's not quite The Stones vs The Beatles or Blur vs Oasis, but just been released, were two "difficult" second albums, both produced by our favorite knob twiddler, superstar DJ and occasional sound technician (cheers for sorting out the sound at the wedding) Erol Alkan. Check out his new snazzy website.

Giddy Stratospheres was one of the best indie songs released over the last few years, so we did have high expectations for The Long Blondes new material. New single starts out like an outtake from David Bowie's Low album and ends up sounding like Donna Summer. It's is genius.

We tried our best to get into Mystery Jets last time around, even with remixes from Erol and Justice, it just didn't click for us (this is not the reason Fionn ended up with the lead singers passport after a heavy night at The End, that still remains a mystery), however we love the lead single Young Love, so we are looking forward to hearing the rest of the album. Here is also the brilliant Switch remix of Hideaway that will set dance floors alight.

The Long Blondes - Giddy Stratospheres

The Long Blondes - Century

Mystery Jets - Young Love

Mystery Jets - Hideaway (Switch Remix)

FUCKTORY SLAM DUNK

2008-04-02T09:48:00.014+01:00

Calum, Fionn & Hellana moved into their new house, when we say house, we mean more like a "comedy style sitcom factory kinda East London advertorial kinda house". It turned out to be an almighty moving in party. Although it is in a secret location in the middle of nowhere and it was Easter Sunday, it turned out to be insane, it went on as long as Glastonbury and we are still in pain. The neighbors aren't best pleased!. Here is a photo montage as words could not describe what went on. It all started with an innocent Sunday Roast...

Ps. The Gravy was out of this world!!!

BLACK & WHITE WEDDING

2008-04-02T09:32:00.014+01:00

6 years ago, we all went to NYC for the first time. Who would of thought that all these years later we would be attending Spiky & Amy's wedding reception (I know we did all look ridiculous). It was almost like a Trash reunion set in the lavish surroundings of the Masons Temple of the Great Eastern Hotel. We hadn't been there since the hot tub days of Return To NY (how we miss you so). It was a fabulous affair with a lot of love in the air. It was great to see the two families coming together. Are we now grown ups? Spiky & Amy are married, Lindwall is engaged, Wade is divorced, when did all this happen?.

Amy's dad speech was a tear jerker, and Jordee's was extremely funny and well prepared, Wade on the other hand scrapped his best man speech 5 minutes beforehand (not the best idea he has ever had) but managed to somehow "showbiz" it out. The best part of the night though was the Conga followed my "What do we do with the drunken Sailor" dance routine. Spiky looked great in his Dior suit, and Amy as always looked immaculate. After we all went to The Ye Old Axe strip bar rockabilly night, which was ace.

Here is Blonde Acid Cult's new video. They just played a gig at the Tribeca Grand in NYC which went down a storm, the editor of Rolling Stone said he got the same kinda buzz as when he saw The Strokes for the first time.

INTO THE GALAXY

2008-03-28T13:53:00.017Z

Spiky and Amy arrived in town just in time to see Cazals play at The Scala. They hadn't seem them in several years, so they were pretty shocked with how far they have come. It was great for us to see them on a big stage with great sounds. The drums were unbelievable and the show was super professional. They were playing support to Australias (and there were many Aussies here) Midnight Juggernaughts who totally blew us away. We can't to see them again at Durrr on the 7th of April. You should join us. The highlight was Into The Galaxy which was on our recent mixtape. Here is Kris Menace's remix of Out Of The Storm and his sometime collaborator Lifelike's remix of Cazals' upcoming surefire (in a parallel Universe) hit single Somebody, Somewhere, it's out the 5th of May on Kitsune.

Midnight Juggernauts - Out Of The Storm (Kris Menace Remix)

Cazals - Somebody, Somewhere (Lifelike Remix)

TUNE IN FOR ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF... THE FREDDIE SHOW

2008-03-18T16:53:00.018Z

It was quite an eventful week in the life of Stunners. It started out when we modelled for the TV commercial for Britain's next top model. We did it mainly for a laugh, also Calum gave us some high expectations of it all. It was hilarious, and the girls (incl. their mothers) were quite shocked by our (tongue very firmly in cheek) sleaze. We wish all the contestants the best of luck but we reckon the shorter one with the crap Essex boyfriend and the attitude will win it.

Next off was Jodie Harsh's birthday at Movida which was essentially the who's who of the "London Paper Scene" (Aggynes, Geldofs, Mark Ronson etc). We just started getting our groove when it was time for the resident DJ to go on, he ruined it all with 50cent. Then it was off to to Bungalow8, where bullied our way on to the decks. However the stunning Valentine used her Parisian charm and got back on before we upset to many people. The next day we found out that Jodie fell over her make-up box and ended up with in A&E, the tragic irony. So in the words of Ms Harsh, the night was "Major".

All of this is of a pale significance, because on Friday night Freddie turned 18! and is now officially allowed to enter the clubs he has been playing in for the past few years. For some of you fans out there it must be hard to believe he in only now 18, for Freddie has been creating havoc around the world for as long as we can remember. It was also legend Chris Belcher's birthday, so it was a big one.

Sketch was the place, and it went off like a rocket, it might of had something to do with Tinkerbell running around with fairy dust. We don't think it has ever been that much carnage, half the dance floor had their tops of and at point even the staff were dancing on the bar. We all took turns behind the decks, Freddie and Nick put in a blinding set, they have really come along way in a very short time. We even got to meet both their parents who were all awesome. Special marks to Freddie's mum (who is hotter than Princess Di) who got several shout-outs throughout the night.

On Saturday we went to see Freddie's grandparents for a lovely (if slightly surreal) family dinner. It was followed by a sing-a-long by the fire. Freddie's mum has an amazing voice by the way (OK second mention in this post - yes we fancy her).

Freddie always plays this, it's genius.

Bloc Party - Helicopter (Whitey Remix)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARITS

2008-03-11T13:31:00.011Z

It's been ages since we went to a house party, and ages since Fionn has got naked, at least a week or so. In fact we have probably never been to a party without "Naked Fionn". After Sketch we got a taxi to Brixton. Freddy & Mike had brought their guitars, so we busked all the way, the driver we must admit was rather tolerant. Singing all night long, was loads of fun, listening back on the mobile videos excruciating. It must be the first time we have not tried to hijack the decks, instead we just sang silly lyrics over famous songs. We remember one about a duck, it totally made sense at the time.

It was Marits birthday on Sunday, and he rather optimistically made arrangements for us to all meet at 3pm in a pub in Primrose Hill. Believe it or not though, it was a great turn-out, and most of us got there by 6pm. In fact when Wade arrived he brought a rainbow. Mequita put her card behind the bar, and a hundred rounds later, we headed off to Camden, to the Elephants Head, which is fine rockabilly drinking establishment. We have not been out in Camden in ages, and it really feels like anything goes there. It ended up being a great night out. So happy birthday Marits!!! Thank god you made your stuntman lorry jump.

SPITROAST

2008-03-06T21:06:00.019Z

Spiky Phil is one half of the legendary Spitroast Brothers, the other being Wade, they once played naked for a Terry Richardson party at The Delano in Miami. Spiky started legendary club night trash with Mr Alkan. He currently lives in NYC, where he runs Tiswas 2.0. He is also getting married to one of our absolute favorite human beings alive Amy, in just a few weeks, we are so excited, oh and we shall not forget Cherry the dog (who Wade once rescued using his veterinary skills and a stick) and Dave the cat (not named after Lindwall - as they often point out).

Spiky drums for NYC hipster band Blonde Acid Cult, they draw comparisons with Kasabian and have quite a dance Mancunian sound, Madchester meets Motown. It's there live performances that really set them apart, Manhattan on fire. Check their myspace for their upcoming shows and for Tiswas 2.0. Stunners will be remixing their future single Hey Nah.

Also Spiky just sent us this track from his piss-take side project King Monkey, "The Brooklyn Manc". We think it's absolutely genius, Bez would be dancing his tits off to this. Join the monkey bandwagon.

Blonde Acid Cult - Dammo

King Monkey - Beats The Best Of

As a bonus, this is a clip from the last ever Trash, you can see Spiky dancing on the DJ booth, however you can't see Fionn & Wade crawling the around the or on acid. It was a truly memorable night. RIP Trash.

THE MAGNET MEN

2008-03-06T20:16:00.011Z

We'd like to give a shout out to some close friends, a Nu-School breaks outfit known as The Magnet Men. The Magnet Men are like the anti-Stunners or Stunners in a parallel universe, where vodka equates to beer and sluts are replaced by the comfort of a cold kitchen floor as they drift out of consciousness. Check their myspace pictures for a full lifestyle overview. They live in poverty committed to their music production like true artists.

So it's a pleasure to congratulate them on their first vinyl single release. It entered at no.1 on the breaks chart at Juno records and has now sold out, everywhere. If you're a filthy breaks raver, go get yourself a copy upon the re-release (and have a shower while you are at it). If not get a copy anyway coz they do their own cover design and it's pretty.

You can buy the single here, also here is a track they did a while ago.

The Magnet Men - The Patient

JUST(vodka with)ICE - NOT ON THE MIXER

2008-03-03T00:55:00.009Z

So the baguette made it safely back to London. Probably in a far better state than Wade. It was nice to be back at Sketch. We ended up playing a proper party set and had everyone going until disaster struck and vodka got spilt over the mixer (she will remain unnamed but she knows she has been a very naughty girl) resulting in every filter going haywire.

We wished we were recording it, because it sounded like Justice on crack - maybe not quite right for Sketch at midnight. Speaking of Justice, here is their video for DVNO, it's so good we wanna cry.

LAST TANGO IN PARIS

2008-02-29T20:23:00.033Z

Our last night in Paris proved to be the best. First we went on a faux romantic tour of Paris with Morwenna, we had stolen a bottle of Zubrowka Vodka the night before, and it proved to be rather handy. We tried to blag our way into the Fendi party where Amy Winehouse was playing. We even had wine glasses with us, which fooled the security until they noticed we did not have the wristbands, Dammit. Apparently the party was amazing, but surely not as amazing as Le Baron.

As you can tell from the picture above, it turned into performance art. Before the insanity and the Stunners set, which started at 4am, we hung out with the owner Andre, who signed Cazals and his girlfriend Uffie. She is a total legend and we would love to have her play one of our night. We love the LA riots remix of her collaboration with Justice, apparently though it will not get a proper release due to "politics". You can listen to it here, and it also features on our latest Mixtape.

Thanks to everyone at Le Baron, especially Chi Chi! We can't wait to do a monthly in Paris.

Justice Featuring the super hot Uffie - The Party (LA Riots Remix)

Picture Copyright - Chi Chi Menendez

SOUL FOOD

2008-02-29T11:48:00.008Z

Whilst Wade destroys his liver and his soul in Paris with THE classic cocktail of vodka and sluts, Fionn has stayed in London to sort out his new accommodation (he's moving east - woop!). Whilst he is doing this he has decided to take a few days off from the Stunners lifestyle to cleanse his liver and soul with a healthy diet of green tea and avocado. Here is a little recipe to make a super healthy snack that will cleanse all sins and make you feel alive again.

Ingredients:

1 avocado
Half a red onion
1 ripe tomato
Houmous
2 Slices of brown seeded bread
Olive Oil
Lemon Juice

Dice the avocado, red onion and tomato and put in a bowl. Add two tablespoons of the olive oil and a squeeze of lemon juice, then season with salt and pepper and mix until its all covered - its basically unmashed guacamole. Toast the brown bread and spread with the houmous. Spoon the avocado mix onto the houmous bread. Serve with a cup of green tea. Pukka!

Here is something healthy for your ears by our new favourite band, MGMT. They are on tour in the UK right now so go see them, they are amazing. Then buy their album, it too is amazing.

MGMT - Electric Feel

PLEASE KILL ME

2008-02-28T19:14:00.014Z

In Paris they have this amazing rent-a-bike scheme, and it's great riding around this beautiful city. Wade & Golden totally rocked the PPQ party, it was less electro, more Rock'n'Roll and a whole array of old tunes. 2 Many DJs had been playing the Givenchy party and showed up after, Dave said they are currently producing a record for fellow Ghenters Das Pop. The girl below might just have the best tattoo of all time - "Please Kill Me".

Das Pop - Fool For Love (Yuksek Remix)

MIXING IT UP WITH THE BOURGEOISIE

2008-02-28T17:01:00.021Z

Wade met up with fellow Stunner and superstar fashion designer in the making, Martijn Bal. They went to a black tie ball in the most luxurious of rooms at Hotel Crillon. Wade did not have a black tie however, so he borrowed MaryAnn's spider broche, which has been rocking fashion week so far. It was quite a weird atmosphere, very bourgeois indeed. The champagne was flowing, and entertainment came courtesy of the Ukulele Girls, an all girl ukulele covers band (David Piper would of loved them). Later they went on to Le Baron again, where they stayed until 8am - AGAIN.

Here is a clip from their cover of Killing In The Name Of, and SebastiAns fucking unbelievable remix of it, it is probably the best tunage of all time, best memories of driving in Lindwall's black Jaguar around Los Angeles with this on full blask.

Rage Against The Machine - Killing In The Name Of (SebastiAn Remix)

BUSY PARIS

2008-02-28T13:21:00.008Z

The Eiffel Tower looks so pretty lit up at night. Wade is staying with the ever so fabulous MaryAnn, who is his neighbor when he stays with Nicky in L.A, she totally rocked it with him at Le Baron, where they met up with ChiChi and her crew. The party was for Jeremy Scott, and was totally rammed. Musically it was very Justice/Kitsune, and it was not until after a while, we actually realized that Busy P was behind the decks. Here is his already classic Rainbow Man plus the Streetlife Djs N.W.A mashup which kicks arse. This is gonna be a long week.

Busy P - Rainbow Man

Busy P Vs. N.W.A - Get Yo! Rainbow Man (StreetLife DJs Cut n Run Mix)

ACCIDENT PRONE

2008-02-26T11:51:00.007Z

After Robin's 30th, Wade headed back to an after-party at Petroc's. Everything was going rather smoothly, when a very drunk Wynd jumped on top of him, Wade had a wine glass of Vodka in has hand, and tried not to spill a drop, unfortunately both crashing to the floor, the glass broke, and the stem sliced Wade's DJ finger in half (similar to when he got champagne stem through his foot in Miami). The general (drunken) advice given, was that it could be sorted out in the morning, Morwenna however took him to hospital, where he got 6 stiches and actually had loads of fun, and he managed to get the Eurostar to Paris for fashion week.

Afuken - Severed Finger Samba

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROBIN

2008-02-26T04:48:00.007Z

Robin Scott-Lawson turned 30 on Saturday and once again the Stunners International were ready to kick some ass with some bass and some vodka and of course some nudity. Fionn and Wade got naked and it seemed to have a good effect on the rest of the party who duly copied. Fionn had to be bungled into a cab at the end of the night for being TOO drunk [again] and if anyone has seen his vintage Clash t-shirt let us know. He likes it very much.

During the night we remembered another tune that 2ManyDjs had played at Fabric the night before. Its quite a monster.

Noisia - Yellow Brick

FABRICATED TRUTHS

2008-02-23T14:32:00.006Z

So, last night we went to Fabric, we can't remember much, apart from dancing like lunatics to an incredible bass-line. Robin drove us down to Farringdon, he just passed his driving test, and did a stirling job, however he just asked us what we were on last night, we actually just had some vodka, courtesty of Smirnoff, so it was most likely the music that made us spazz out. We are playing Robin's birthday tonight, should be awesome. We will put up 2 Many DJs setlist, as soon as some geek puts it up some other blogsite.

We can't remember too much from the set, but they definitely played this awesome Kris Menace track as well as Rory's Teenagers remix, that he has finally allowed us to put up.

Kris Menace - Steamroller

The Teenagers - Starlett (Rory Phillips Dub)

2 MANY MODELS...

2008-02-21T19:03:00.008Z

... So we are extremely excited to see one of our favorite acts, 2 Many DJ's at Fabric this Friday, it's gonna be great to hear a proper loud sound-system again, it has been too long. This my friend ain't no model party in the West End, nor is it some dive bar in the East, no we will be properly getting our RAVE ON!. We remember seeing 2 Many DJs for the first time at Trash about a hundred years ago, and they have just gone from strength to strength. Once, when they were playing at Revolver during Winter Music conference in Miami, Dave got into a fight with some copper, and they stormed off stage, they told Wade & Spiky who were dancing behind the booth to carry on, which was a great honour, except, they did not have many records with them, Wade even had to put on Relax!, it was 5am, so no one really cared, then Ben Fat Trucker started throwing records around the place, and it turned into carnage, we can't recall if they actually went back on again...

Here is a mini-mix, perfect to put on before heading down to Fabric, get there early, it will be rammed.

Stunners "Funky Excuse 128" MiniMix

Tracklisting:

1. Lipps Inc - Funkytown

2. Soulwax - NY Excuse

3. Christopher & Raphael Just - Disco 128

4. Alter Ego - Rocker (Erol Alkan Remix)

WELCOME TO MY LIFE, TATTOO

2008-02-20T11:17:00.009Z

"Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting path." Jack London, 1883.

So you may recall in an earlier post, that Wade & Fionn got up after a long night out (they didn't entirely go to bed), finished off what was left of the vodka and made it down to the nearest tattoo parlour, sadly we had to wait a week to sober up. Well we did in fact sober up, and Wade did follow through and get his done, it's a new revised version of the Stunners logo, and looks badass (chicks love it). Fionn on the other hand cared more about his "male modelling", so did not get it done, he will have to wait a few years until he is over the hill like Wade, who would never book a Mugatu campaign to save his life. He did mention that he is expecting a comeback as a "mature" model.

The Who - Tattoo

HART TO HART

2008-02-19T01:56:00.015Z

This weekend we got the whole crew East for a house party. Wade's next-door neighbour and lawyer Todd Hart was celebrating his thirty something birthday. Todd is pretty much the coolest guy in London, always amazingly dressed, he ended up in a ladies african robe, but he also manages to have a proper job off the Strand, god knows how he does it, you should check out his fantastic blog Dalston Oxfam Shop also.

It's nice going to a house party, its been way too long, even New Yorkers like Kelly Macauley (of Club Kelly in the penthouse of The Raleigh Miami fame) and Tommy Saleh (if you come up with an idea for a party and have not told anyone, he would still know before you) came down, so it was a great night, and a good antidote to fashion week. Stunners ended up playing a set which was ace, and we also bumped into our dear friend and musical collaborator Akira The Don, not seen him out in years. And Sai took a beating, but she took it well.

Mr Hart will be playing Fabric this Friday with 2 Many DJs, Erol Alkan and SMD, sadly no Stunners on the bill, but we will be there in full support.

Here is a track from Akira The Don's forthcoming Mixtape/Album 'Thieving' and another from the Stunners 130 collaboration.

Akira The Don - Werewolves!

Stunners 130 - Intergalactic Ravelight (Beastie Boys vs Soulwax)

LONDON STUNNERS WEEK

2008-02-19T00:26:00.037Z

Sorry, it has been a while since our last post, this is due to vast quantities of free alcohol, and too many hangovers checking out girls going to castings and shows. Here is our report on London Fashion Week, Stunners Style.

SUNDAY

We organized and played the party for Jean-Pierre Braganza, one of London's hottest designers (Stunners can often be seen wearing his clothes). It was all put together last minute with the help from our dearest Daisy and our favorite drag-queen superstar Jodie Harsh. In hindsight it turned out to be the best party of the week. Afterwards Wade headed down to the BAFTA's after-party, where he sadly did not get the £7,000 goody-bag, but instead caned the champagne (when will we learn). He did actually end up hanging out with NYCs premier club promotor Amy Sacco, the lady behind Bungalow8, you would of seen it in Sex & The City.

MONDAY

The PPQ party was insane, absolute mayhem on the door, a total fashion scrum. Once in, the party did not disappoint, we played a great set until 4am with dancing "London Paper" celebs everywhere. Fionn accompanied a nameless supermodel back to Nathan Whitey's house, where he played his new anthemic Whitey track, think Wrap It Up times a million. Fionn and that dude Ronnie from No Picasso were engaged in a house party DJing war, seeing Fionn ejected in the morning due to his consistent techno abuse.

TUESDAY

We had the night off and went down to the Kisa party at Maya, Wade bumped into Camilla Al Fayed, who he met whilst playing the Jeremy Scott party in Los Angeles, that night he ended up taking her to loads of strip bars, this time though, was more civilized, ending up at the Christopher Kane party at Bungalow8. She mentioned that she has been listening loads to the CDs he left in her hotel room. Not for the first time, and sadly not the last time that Wade has lost his records. At least she is super hot.

WEDNESDAY

It's always weird playing in-store gigs, and H&M was no exception, very bright lights and rails of clothes are not the ideal for the dance-floor, but it was a great crowd at the party. Mark Ronson was playing live, and there was a lot of anticipation in the air, and as such it was not our intention to upstage him, it just happened. After not too long, all the Stunners crew were in pink tight trousers doing the conga up and down the escalator, he got slightly pissed off (this actually got mentioned in The Metro), but to be fair to him, he played a blinding set. We got to keep the pink trousers too.

Mark Ronson - Stop Me (Kissy Sell Out Remix)

Bob Dylan - Most Likely You Go Your Way (Mark Ronson Remix)

THURSDAY

We were pretty damm wrecked by this point, but with Wolverine-like regeneration we pulled it together for one final party, the fact Hot Chip and Mylo were playing also helped. So we made it down to the Mulberry event, and sipped on comedy cocktails with umbrellas, unfortunately we have more vodka in our urine, but still Hot Chip blew us away, they have definitely matured as a live act and will be rocking the festival circuit this summer without doubt, the live version of Over and Over is genius, we with loads more groove and added baseline.

Hot Chip - Sexual Healing

ABX - Hold On To That Flow (Hot Chip vs Flo Rida Bootleg)

Mylo came on afterwards, but unfortunately the sound kept cutting in and out, Fionn noticed a plug with the longest extension cable in the world, and plugged it back in properly thus saving the night. It was fun seeing a superstar DJ experiencing similar problems as us at Sketch (if you are reading this Robin Scott-Lawson, gaffer tape it down please, oh and happy 30th by the way). Mylo did really get it going, with lots off beefed up versions of party hit classics. Afterwards we dragged him and his whole crew down to Maya, where our dear friend Jasper Von Tay sorted us out with loads of vodka. Mylo said he has been reading our blog. So Mylo, hope you liked our Mix-CD we gave you, and do you fancy playing a gig with us in Tunisia?.

Mylo - Mars Needs Women

Mylo - Paris Four Hundred (SebastiAn Remix)

FRIDAY

All fashioned out, we called it a week and went to see There Will Be Blood, it's a masterpiece, Daniel Day-Lewis is well worthy of the Oscar he will win (although Viggo is almost as good in Eastern Promises, would love to see them together), his portrayal is equal to the one as Bill the Butcher in Gangs of New York, Wade's & Spiky's hero. They were so obsessed with him, they even dressed like him, grew a moustache and won 2nd prize in a Halloween competition at Club Muthafucka in New York. Spiky also played the following song from the soundtrack, at Wade's wedding, not the best idea ever. The marriage did not last beyond 10 weeks.

Da-Can Chen & Anxi Jiang - Beijing Opera Suite

FOUR EYED FIONN

2008-02-08T09:45:00.002Z

Fionn just finished shooting the new Specsavers campaign which will be all over trains, taxis and buses come spring. So in celebration of Fionn joining the ranks of the blind (although in his case probably induced by chronic masturbation), we give you the mega-hit, 'Ready for the Floor' by our favourite specky geeks, Hot Chip. Their new album, 'Made In The Dark' is out now in all good record stores. Buy it, its amazing.

Hot Chip vs D.I.M Mix - Ready For The Floor (Soulwax Remix) vs Is You (Fionn's Gone Blind Using Ableton Live Mixup)

BROKEN

2008-02-04T17:23:00.004Z

So we feel slightly broken today, and what better way to express our misery, than a couple of tracks from our favorite narcissist Nathan Whitey. Firstly an experimental track with vocals coming from a recording of a 1970 Charles Bukowski recital. They played the track live in Los Angeles on new years, singing California Uber Alles through a vocodor on top. Secondly a track that perfectly describes the turmoil caused by our constant struggle with inner demons.

Whitey Ft Charles Bukowski - Broken

Whitey - Can't Go Out, Can't Stay In

DIGITAL LOVE

2008-02-04T16:24:00.008Z

Stunners celebrated De Carle's birthday in style. First we cooked mexican food at her model apartment The Pussy Palace, where they weekly hold pillow fights. If the food wasn't impressive enough we even invented a new dance, its based on the late Ian Curtis's epileptic fits. Sketch rocked out once more, return to the glory days, however we ran out of booze for the after-party which sucked!!!. We did get some vodka in the morning though, and got annihilated, but sadly were not allowed to get tattoos, but we did make appointments for next week. We ended up singing Karaoke with Phil Bush at The Dolphin, where we murdered Lady In Red.

Doing "The Curtis" at Sketch

Cazals played Rob Da Banks show on Radio1, here is their cover of Daft Punk's Digital Love, Gallagher definitely nailed the solo, in addition Crookers remix of there new single Life Is Boring (video below), and for good measure Joy Division's classis Warsaw.

Cazals - Digital Love

Cazals - Life Is Boring (Crookers Remix)

Joy Division - Warsaw

TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET

2008-01-31T16:37:00.006Z

Today we came across this delightful blog. Here we find out that London's Geek-Chic DJ Rory Phillips (Trash/Durrr) and Sufjan Stevens are having a sordid love affair. I hope he doesn't go all Patrick Bateman on his ass!!!

Rory's Teenagers remix is absolute class and being played by 2 many DJs amongst others, but we are not allowed to put it up just yet, so here is his remix of Robyn's number 1 hit single and another one for hipster geeks Chromeo.

Robyn - With Every Heartbeat (Rory Phillips Remix)

Chromeo - Fancy Footwork (Rory Phillips Remix)

CONGA CONGA

2008-01-31T15:06:00.004Z

So the PPQ party turned out to be a blast, lots of champagne was drunk, and amazingly after 2 failed attempts we finally got a conga line going... and it went all the way across the road to Sketch, it actually made the London Paper with the headline "Peach of a Conga", due to Peaches Geldof participating.

The night also saw the return of Golden, who is Wade's nemesis, he was actually on fine form after Rehab, DUI school, AA etc in Los Angeles.

So if you wanna get your own Conga going, we strongly recommend this...

Hot Butter - Popcorn

STUNNERS CONFIRMED FOR H&M

2008-01-29T13:34:00.002Z

Stunners will be playing H&Ms new store opening during London Fashion week on the 13th of February, they will be supported by NY's trendy Misshapes. By the way Leigh from Misshapes is FIT, here she is on the cover of The Sounds latest album.

We will have a large guest list for you guys so if you are on Facebook, join the Stunners International group page to get your invitation and drink a shit-load of free drinks.

The Sounds - Tony The Beat (Rex The Dog Remix)

On the subject of Swedish Exports, here is also a track by Sweden's finest The Cardigans, it appeared on the sound track for Romeo & Juliet, here it gets a Baltimore reworking by 1/2 Alive.

Cardigans - Lovefool (1/2 Alive Remix)

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