Stunners headed to Shoreditch on Friday filled with excitement, a warehouse rave had been a long time coming. Wade & Fionn finally had their first rehearsal after all these years of professional idiocy. Normally they just show up with half a collection of CDs (with dubious sleeves), the other half lost in the pub or on the tube, but this time was different, they had their CDs all in order and a sublime set planned. The anticipation was high and they even joked about something bad might happen, like the venue burning down or the PA blowing up, last one you may remember got shut down by the police.

There was a gang of ten of us, all dressed in black and leather walking along the back-streets of Shoreditch like a modern day version of The Outsiders. It was a pretty awesome sight, can't believe we didn't get pictures, no-one would of messed with us. Luckily we bumped into Sigmund and Hermione and managed to get them all pass to queue, and after Wade used a Jedi-mind trick on the door-man we were all inside. The venue was pretty awesome, it was under railway arches and the promoters had spent quite a bit doing it up. So all in all it was looking great, except the VIP room didn't have any booze. Dammit!!! Well thank god for bringing the bottles of Smirnoff (hint) with us. We all stayed up in the room for sometime making sporadic little adventures to different caves and the outdoor smoking room, Morwenna actually managed to walk into a wall and is left with a bruise on her forehead. 

As soon as we were about to start playing, some other DJ tried to muscle his way on, but with the power of 2, we kicked him off and Stunners finally went on, the whole room exploded at long last, it had been a stop and start Karma Sutra kinda night, but the crowd wanted it HARD & FAST. The practice had also born fruit, but disaster... half way into the set, out of nowhere the venue got shut down, much to everyone's dismay. The only thing to do was carry on into the night, however we all managed to lose eachother. Some of us ended up on a rooftop house party, others were dancing in car parks. 

We can't wait to this again, but properly. We want to musically ejaculate all over the crowd.



We are eagerly awaiting the release of Cazal's debut album What Of Our Future, we have had it for the past 6 months, and it's obviously ace, so we can't wait for the rest of you to hear it. Here is the video for latest single Someboy, Somewhere. It features Lou Doillon, who happens to be Jane Birken's daughter. She should definitely be David Piper's girlfriend. It is directed and features a cameo by the lovely Andre.

The album gets it's release on the 26th of May on Kitsune. Come celebrate the launch at Hoxton Bar & Grill with a live performance and guest DJs Gildas & Masaya, Jerry Bouthier & Lifelike.

Here is the B-side to the single that you can order from HMV.



It was Fionn's birthday, it was messy... this picture says it all...



We are very excited about playing in East London again, where we actually live, but don't play enough. It's gonna be an insane warehouse party, that has already received a lot of attention and alerted the police, so the venue has been changed, we will keep you posted. 

Here is a clip that Calum has made especially. So East London BEWARE



Expression: Sheissenhof... the stark realization that instead of going home like a vaguely normal human being, you are in a cab bombing down Broadway on your way to another all-nighter at Chez Katz. This expression can be used in many contexts and it's normally followed by an enormous hangover/comedown, it has since been popularized in Stunners lingo for anything fuckin' up.

David Katz has joined Wade in Tokyo where he is spinin' at  "Models & Bottles" club Feria, we would get fired after one night, but he has held it together so far, and is even remixing Feria "hits". Stunners and the Katzenhof crew have spent many memorable nights in NY and Miami together, so it is truly a pleasure to have him here, can't wait for some Karaoke and Disney Tokyo action. 

We are not sure what is happening with his ace band Katzenhof, partly due to splitting up with band member and hot model GF Jana (right), and Shannon (left) being up the duff. 

Shannon is a rare breed of human being, and possible the only female apart from Mequita that can match Stunners drink for drink, blow for blow so to speak. She is the bastard child of Janis Joplin and Martha Stewart, but super hot. She has been known to cook a mean breakfast complete with spliff, BJ and Vodka. We give her all our blessings and hope to DJ at the delivery, or at least the after-birth-party. How she has cut down from 40 fags, 2 bottles of wine, half a bottle of JD a day, we have no idea, but I guess there is hope for us all. As you can tell in the sonogram below. The rockstar in the making definitely has her eyes. We hope she sticks to her promise and calls the kid Vodka.